Помню, постила я это в старом ЖЖ, но вот наткнулась случайно на вордовский документ на всесильном диске Е.

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If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

What, when, where and why are the words we require quite often when we want to ask questions.

Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

Whether the weather is cold
or whether the weather is hot
we weather the weather whatever the weather
whether we like it or not

Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.

Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.

Very well, very well, very well … However, however. however…

Bill Board had a board bill and a billboard.
Both the board bill and the billboard bored Bill Board.
So, Bill Board sold the billboard to pay his board bill and now
Neither the board bill nor the billboard will bore Bill Board.

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines. Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948). *вот это реальный пиздец! меньше, чем за 20 секунд?! Помню, у меня минимум тридцать получалось*

When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen. *она мне так нравится!*

John, where Peter had had "had had", had had "had"; "had had" had had his master's approval.

If you can't can any candy can, how many candy cans can a candy canner can if he can can candy cans? *к концу фразы меня заклинило на "кэ-кэ-кэ"*

If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where is the peck of pickled pipers Peter Piper picked?

Robert Rowley rolled a round roll round roll round.

Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?

Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

The more we study, the more we know,
The more we know, the more we forget,
The more we forget, the less we know,
The less we know, the less we forget,
The less we forget, the more we know,
Why study? *не поспоришь*

Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad. Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad. But the sadness of her sadness, and the gladness of her gladness, Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!

...и так восемнадцать страниц. Врать не буду, я их все не читала, но доставляет неимоверно, если этим вслух заниматься, конечно, про себя уже не то.

@музыка: Kasabian "Beneficial Herbs" *привязалась, зараза!*

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